With Joe Biden stumping for John Fetterman in Pennsylvania, Clay and Buck imagined these two impaired guys trying talking to each other in a bizarro version of C&B.

Yes, our oldest president thinks John Fetterman’s wife is the candidate for Senate in Pennsylvania.

Joe Biden just said John Fetterman’s wife is going to do a great job in the senate. pic.twitter.com/OYpqrYCNkk

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) October 20, 2022

And he couldn’t get off the stage.

How is it possible that Joe Biden never knows how to leave the stage? Every speech. He’s always lost if there isn’t someone to immediately grab his elbow and lead him. pic.twitter.com/VnqVkEMoeE

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) October 20, 2022

Biden may refuse to take a cognitive test, but he demonstrates his impairment — following two 1988 life-threatening brain aneurysms — every time he opens his mouth.

Americans Mercilessly Mock Biden After Trump Debuts Hilarious Compilation of His Gaffeshttps://t.co/krtjnuVvO0

— DC Enquirer (@DcEnquirer) October 18, 2022

Biden can’t remember what century he is living in.

During the 2020 campaign, I’d say he made one or two major gaffes a week. It is at least one a day now. #DementiaJoepic.twitter.com/7khYFFVNH0

— Ben Kew 🐶 (@ben_kew) October 17, 2022

“Jackie are you here? Where’s Jackie?”

Rep. Jackie Walorski (R-IN) died in a car accident in August pic.twitter.com/cHc3b7zPmE

— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) September 28, 2022

“Stand up, Chuck! Let ‘em see ya! (Chuck is in a wheelchair) Oh, God love ya…what am I talking about? Everybody stand up for Chuck!” – also a real thing Biden said. https://t.co/zTEogMLfdw

— Chris Stigall (@ChrisStigall) March 1, 2020

Then you have Fetterman, who suffered a serious stroke in May and can’t understand speech or respond to it. Biden parachuted in to help, and showed why other Democrat candidates — such as Tim Ryan in neighboring Ohio — tell him to stay in his basement.

John Fetterman says the Eagles are so much better than the Eagles. This dude legit can’t speak, worst candidate nominated by either party for statewide office this year. By far. pic.twitter.com/WvcAUMoOdH

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) September 26, 2022

John Fetterman can barely talk. I hope he gets well, but if he can’t debate Dr. Oz how in the world can he serve in the senate? He should step down immediately. If he doesn’t, no Pennsylvanian can vote for him. They are trying to hide him. He isn’t well. pic.twitter.com/OzXpMjF9EI

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) September 6, 2022

Is it any wonder Dr. Oz has erased Fetterman’s early lead and leapt ahead?

Dr. Oz has officially caught Fetterman in Pennsylvania based on this poll. In the betting markets Oz pulled ahead for the first time yesterday. https://t.co/moLggHz5on

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) October 20, 2022

These two are just a mess. We can do better, America.