“It’s going to, I mean, obviously, it’s just a no-brainer that the funniest, the best comedy right now is coming from conservatives. And I would just tell people that there’s no such thing as conservatives. They’re just liberals that aren’t crazy, that aren’t lunatics, that aren’t sure which, you know, like the liberals that aren’t sure which bathrooms to use.” — Rob Schneider
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