CLAY: Buck, I think you’re gonna like this one. Bob in New Mexico is upset about me making fun of your scooter.
BUCK: What’s up, Bob?
BOB: Hi, guys. Thank you for taking my call. Love Rush, love your show. Yeah, Clay, I think you need to back off the fact —
BUCK: (laughing)
BOB: — that Buck rides a scooter. (laughing)
CLAY: Are you calling us from a scooter right now?
BOB: (giggling)
CLAY: Is there a huge scooter lobby out there that I have angered by mocking Buck’s scooter.
CLAY: Nooo.
BUCK: You have arranged Big Scooter.
CLAY: Do you think…? Are you a married woman?
BOB: Yes, I am. But I’m speaking from my experience.
CLAY: Did you end up with your husband because he swept you off your feet swinging by you on a scooter at some point?
BOB: (laughing) Noooo. No. What I want to say is that just because Buck drives a scooter, I think it says a lot about Buck. I think he doesn’t need to overcompensate for something — if you kind of get my drift.
BUCK: Hey.
CLAY: It’s the opposite. You think men on scooters are like —
BUCK: That’s right.
CLAY: — the opposite of men driving fancy cars?
BOB: No.
BUCK: That’s right. She’s saying, “Buck can ride a scooter clean-shaven with his latte and still be a real American man. Bob, lady named Bob, favorite BOB, favorite BOB of the week.
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