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Clay Declares Pelosi the Best Looking 82-Year-Old Ever!

CLAY: Nancy Pelosi, she’s 82. We want to give Pelosi props. See the picture of her at the beach? I bet you did. Best looking 82-year-old of all time?

BUCK: Wait. What?

CLAY: Did you see it? You didn’t see the photos of Nancy Pelosi at the beach?

BUCK: Yes.

CLAY: Trying to be kind. I think she might be the best looking 82-year-old ever.

BUCK: Hmm.

CLAY: I don’t know that many really, really good-looking 82 year olds.

BUCK: That did not really occur to me, but I’m gonna process this for a few minutes.

CLAY: I might have blown your mind. I might have blown a lot of people’s minds out there.

BUCK: We did get told before that it’s just a matter of time before men can get pregnant, Clay, and we were told by a doctor we both trust; so we’re like, “Whoa.”

CLAY: Which is more shocking to you, me praising Nancy Pelosi for not looking bad for 82 or the fact that uteruses can now potentially be transplanted into men so they can have babies through C-section? I don’t know. Both of those are crazy. But Nancy Pelosi is refusing to mention Donald Trump’s name when directly asked about the 2024 race.

BUCK: Notice the way she sets this up. “I don’t intend to gain a bunch of weight when I eat too much ice cream, but my intention is irrelevant.”

CLAY: There’s going to be a Red Wave that definitely is sweeping her out of the speakership in the House. I understand the argument you have to make of, “Oh, we’re gonna keep the House and we’re gonna win the Senate.” That’s not happening. She’s out of a job very soon. She’s done a far better job, I would say, by the way, than Chuck Schumer, who has been maybe the worst Senate majority leader in modern history. He got nothing done.

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