RIP Splash Mountain, Murdered by Wokeness

A ride on Splash Mountain at Disney World has been an innocent, exciting rite of passage for generations of American kids — and for parents to enjoy with them. Well, no more.

Get your precious ounces of America while they last.

Seriously, this was just good, clean fun with some goofy characters.

“Can we go to Splash Mountain?” No!

The ride will be redesigned with leftist, woke ideology, because — which nobody cared about or probably knew — it was based on a classic film that riles activists today.

A flashback to happier times and Buck’s childhood in the New York City area.

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