Test Results In: Did Finland’s Partying PM Take Drugs?

BUCK: Clay, did our favorite foreign prime minister do some naughty substances, sir?

CLAY: Sanna Marin, the video that went out of her dancing… She’s 36 years old, not even hot, I think, for a politician ’cause the standard like, again, we’ve said we’re good-looking for radio show hosts. The standard for professions is sometimes different. Politicians aren’t all renowned for being incredibly good-looking. For instance, AOC is really good-looking for a congresswoman, wouldn’t even be that good-looking at all if she were like an actress or musician or something, right?

BUCK: Yeah. A Dallas, or a Los Angeles 7 is a DC 9, maybe a DC 10.

CLAY: Especially if they’re politicians. So Sanna Marin, she was dancing — I thought pretty well — super hot, prime minister, only 36 years old. She — it became such a huge scandal — and we mentioned this last week, her partying, that she took a drug test. We need the drumbeat out there. She has tested negative for drugs. Remember previously she made headlines —

BUCK: Aw! That’s kind of a, “Womp, womp.” I thought we were gonna find out she was rolling with some molly or something.

CLAY: (laughing) She previously made headlines when she went out dancing despite covid lockdowns and she apologized on Facebook for partying. Said, I should have used better consideration. Oh, that was when she was out with covid ’cause she left her government phone at home and she couldn’t be reached while she was partying. I think this probably works to her favor ’cause I can’t imagine very many people watch that video and think, “Oh, my goodness.” (laughing) We’ve got such older leaders now… Like, I was watching her dance in that video. And I was like, can you imagine Nancy Pelosi or Joe Biden or Mitch McConnell or anybody out there in the gerontocracy being able to actually dance.

BUCK: We actually have some evidence of what those efforts to, you know, be one of the normals looks like. Remember Elizabeth Warren’s, “I’m gonna get me a beer”? Remember that. And everyone was like, “Oh, yeah. She’s disgust kicking back with some suds, drinking some Bud Light ’cause that’s how Elizabeth Warren who makes 400 grand a year to teach one class at Harvard Law School when she’s not a sitting senator,” or maybe while she is a sitting senator, yeah. It didn’t work out so well for her. I’m just gonna say.

CLAY: Elizabeth Warren would be president, if she had a penis, according to Elizabeth Warren based on her… Remember? I still think even the Pocahontas thing, which is crazy, the statement that “everybody comes up to” Elizabeth Warren is tells her, “If you had a penis, I would have voted for you”? I guarantee you there’s not a single person who has ever said that to her. But the idea that everybody says if is maybe the most ridiculous thing she said during that entire presidential campaign.

BUCK: You think maybe a right wing troll went up to her and just said that trying to mock her situation and she was like, “Oh, that sounds accurate. Absolutely.” I think it’s possible. I think she’s… Look. You have to assume she’s delusional. She pretended to be a Native American for, like, 20 years, or 30 years.

CLAY: Benefited from it, Buck. She got jobs based on claiming to be —

BUCK: Of course.

CLAY: — a Native American.

BUCK: Clay, her recipe that she stole for Pow Wow Chow wasn’t even a Native American recipe! (laughing) She’s fake, fake, stealing.

CLAY: For people out there who say, “Oh, I don’t know why this would be a story,” I mean, she lied about her racial background in order to benefit in her professional life.

BUCK: I actually think, though, that students should consider — I’ve said this for a long time — Alinsky the system of college admissions a little bit by just overwhelming it by just everyone pick a favorite ethnicity and claim some status. It’s not hard to do. Claim so affiliation in your background, go into your 23andMe, or just say you identify as and just make them sift through it all. It would… The admission system would freeze. It would —

CLAY: What would they do? What would they do? Would they kick you out of school? Would they demand that you do a DNA test? Like, if you just went and you filled out a form and you said “Asian,” you get messed up on, right? You get treated worse than others.

BUCK: I had an Egyptian — a Cairo-born — friend who applied to an Ivy League school as an African-American and her claim was she was literally born in Africa, and now became a U.S. citizen. She’s an African-American. The Ivy League school did not find it amusing. I will tell you —

CLAY: Had they caught her, though?

BUCK: Oh, yes. Oh, yes. ‘Cause she went if for an interview and in the interview they’re like, you’re not African-American . And she looked at them like, “Well, what does that mean?” Isn’t it fascinating? It actually forces universities’ hand. They mean a certain shade of skin color.

CLAY: Yeah, and/or that they are asking you to provide a DNA test to verify, which is like the one-drop-of-blood thing back in early slavery days, right? I mean, it points out the extreme racism because if you say that you are, how do they prove that you are not right? I mean, I just think it’s such a… Maybe the answer is you’re having a face-to-face interview. But again, to your point, Buck, a face-to-face interview, some people might not even be able to tell what their ethnicity is.

BUCK: I think anybody would be on solid moral ground lying about their race to get into a college because they lie about how much they use race in the admissions process. So an oath to a liar is no oath at all, my friends.