Valentine’s Day: A Holiday Where Things Can Only Go Wrong (for Men)

Clay lamented the no-win situation that men face on St. Valentine’s Day, warning that tens of thousands of unsuspecting guys out there will get dumped at the Outback Steakhouse tonight — perhaps even before the Bloomin’ Onion arrives.

Clay makes every day Valentine’s Day at home, as he tells his wife, “Because you get to be married to me.” You can try this yourself, gentlemen, but results may vary.

You want to talk about sexism in America today? Just as nobody cares much about Father’s Day but the country comes to a full stop for Mother’s Day, there’s literally no pressure on women to make February 14th special. How is this allowed? It should be simpler:

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